April 29th, 2009

April 28th, 2009

So Monster really took whistler to a whole new level this year. Combining the Tellus Festival and the Grenade Games into one big shit show. The Danny and Dingo show were in town as well just trying to steal the scene, but can anyone really take that from skiers. A lot of new things happened this week for me. I lost my wallet, learned the best way to drink beer, made the Monster models cry, ate about 20 pizzas, went boot skiing, and am still alive to tell the story.

Luke and Bibby, love at first site

My sushi date, Chelse, even though she likes my friends better

Henrik finishing off the best drink in the world, Saki Margs

Joe Cheese Belly, oh im so tough. Whoops its 151. Well see you guys tomorrow

I decided that we needed 50 shots of jager. Maybe that was a few too many. Oh and best bar tender ever.

Best way to start off a new day

Yummy

TJ keeping it fly for a shoot

A talent you dont see to often, expecially when it comes with tits like that. Deadly combo. Too bad her mouth actually talks and does not just open for things.

Chelse, thats a nice package she is working with

Boobs, thanks dad

The Monster girls like to keep it classy by matching their thongs and pants

Three hotties, nice work girls

I would

Back to real people, not hired plastic.

Cougar party

Live performance of My Friend Is A Pro, amazing. Check out myfriendisapro.com

I came home to Henrik cuddling on the couch with some chick and so i helped them out buy pulling out there bed for them.

So I have been asking the boys for a year if i could join in there game called Champion of the day and it took a year for me to get a shot.  Once your in the game you can challenge some one else who is in the game to a little challenge.  It could be anything from rock paper scissor to pool or whatever.  If you win they are your slave for the day, and for me to get in I had to be slave of the day to Luke, Bibby, and Joe.  It sucked.  But now I am in.

Being forced by luke to dump water on my head at lunch

Having to smell a fart in the snow storm

All the boys playing fun games with axes and throwing stars. I swear it was sunny and hot, but it is whistler.

Luke getting ready for the mustache party

Bibby doing a bit of dancing

The start of the playboy mansion party at garfs.  Not as good as the real mansion, but still really good.

A cute couple leaving the party as we are heading in.

Some sexy beer bin girls, CHEEAAAA!!!!!

Taste my box

I did not know Dorthy was a playmate

I think there is a little nipple showing

Alix, i swear she did not have those when i hooked up with her

They really got a lot hotter with a few years of maturing, damn.

This girl come stumbling up and goes "It's so hard to get laid in this town". Maybe its those saggy little tits, jager stains, and FUPA. BITCH.

HAHAHA

New day, her friend is a pro

Her pro friend, Henrik

Whistler girls go wild

Matt Margets looking sexy in his one piece

Reed speedman international nobody, glad he showed up for the stag.

The start of the best afternoon drinking at a bar I have ever seen.  People either wanted to be with us or as far away from us as possible.  The tab by 6pm was 800 dollars, canadian.  We were taking bunch shots of beer, showering in that shit, trowing food, yelling.  The usual.

The people who make it all happen

This Fucking girl, she actually takes shots like that. Oh and thats a shot of Beer. So we made fun of her the rest of the day then i threw bunch beer on her.

I only fuck pros arm tatto

My Tattoo and a future tattoo

Reed speedman make sure you plug your nose

Can I get a Free T-Shirt

Groovy brought her friends out to play

Table shot, yeah we picked it up for the shot

Last night, henrik passed out at the bar. Good thing we know the bar tender.

About time some one did that, too bad she liked it

Hey Marg, thats mine. Give it back

End of the trip, KO

April 15th, 2009

After that fabulous hungover breakfast we all had back at the hotel we headed to the dumonts for Easter. I dont think that anyone realized that Frances Dumont had bought 1000 dollars of ammunition for us to shoot of his porch at whatever we felt needed to be shot. There were so many guns it was crazy, what a great day. We had an amazing turkey feast followed by vodka, twisted tea, and guns. Lots and lots of guns. Everyone went from hungover to being a kid in a candy store.

Who has ever seen twisted tea in a box, I mean seriously. I Love Maine

Guns, oh yeah

Joss da boss

Guns, twisted tea and wine

Joey Cheese belly, so stoked. You think that being canadian he would have done this before

Mike Riddle must have his sunnies on cause he won the night before, i think he was probably actually dead for a min or two

The wine is a must. You got to keep it classy while being a red neck

Adam Dumont showing us how he gets rid of felicias boyfriends

Shay taking his hashbrown anger out on some nice grass, i think he is ready for the streets

Thats me shooting the little gun before almost blowing my shoulder of with the double trigger 10 gauge

Simon is sniping out the far targets

Luke with the 12 gauge, just a little warm up

Its funny at the Dumonts they even let the queers shoot instead of shooting at them

Now it is time for poker. Simons mom always thinks she can beat me, but not this time Barb. I got you

Poker

Big winner, No Big Deal. I am just an average guy with exceptional hair

A nice healthy dinner for Me and Cheese. Pepperoni, party mix, provolone, and those fucking crackers

CHEEEEEAAAAA!!!!!!

April 15th, 2009

So all the boys headed straight from JOSS to Maine for the first ever Dumont Cup. It is the best event i have been to all year, so much fun. It is more like a skiing party with your friends, then a comp. So Tom Wallasch won, and was ready to spend his ten percent like all good pros do. Oh and Tom is officially no longer under ground. The event was more just like skiing the park with your friends while the judges watch, no pressure. Too bad I got super sick a few days before and was unable to compete, oh well there is always next year.

Gavin was waiting for us, ready to get his drink on. It also happend to be his b day so he got sloppy and puked in simons suite, classy.

Nate the queen of the dance floor make out. Too bad all the girls got to see and play with from nates pants was his phone

Troy from target came out to show his support and buy about a 100 drinks too many for all of us

Tom Wallasch doing the bird call to his credit card ready to open a tab for all of us.

Laurent flew all the way over from france just to give me the finger

Me and Luke donig something cool

The next morning, Shay was super pissed cause there were no hashbrowns. OHHH NOOO Shay

And Scott says he never gets hungover

Jake Largess idot twin brother who likes long walks on the beach, reading cosmo, and peeing the bed

Nate with awesome style, and no blackberry

April 13th, 2009

April 7th, 2009

I will let the pictures do most of the talking on this one. Lets just say we know how to party like Rockstars

Luke, best rocker ever

Chug, doing it for team canada

Alex getting ready to look like a freak

Simon and TJ sporting the guns

PK just killing it

luke with super rocker hair, its gross that that is actually his real hair

Tyler Hamlet, sexyist man in sweden

Lo Lo just trying out a nice snus

Now he is ready to rock

Chug with his guitar shirt

Josh Berman maybe having fun for once on the trip

Dam I look good in white

CHEEEEAAAAA!!!!

The after math of rocker night

Looking good tj

Damien, the greatist guy in the world

Chug Life

PK at 7 at night, hitting the jump

April 7th, 2009

So I met up with all of the JOSS teams here in Norway, and all they could say is how much Norway sucked. I had a great time there, but I have fun everywhere that my friends are. So i spent two days watching the boys shred on the features which was fun but made me jealous not to be hitting them. So i decided to make a back flip bet with Luke, we each had to do 150 back flips before the trip was over. Luke got a big head start on me cause he could hit the jump and i just had to watch. But i had faith in myself. Oh and beer over there is crazy expensive, all us rich pros went broke on the trip i think.